What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

I looked at her. “Why should I do a job that mom said you’re supposed to do?” I asked her.

“Come on, let’s go and get the plants. It’s not a lie if the teller confesses it was. I was just having fun with you,” she said.

“Clause 29 states that if a sister is more than one year older than a younger sibling, that sister can order said sibling to do whatever she wants.”

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

“Well, I’ve to say, you’re pretty darn convincing Trace. I really thought there was a book like that,” I told her.

“I never heard of that book,” I said.

“It’s a big, well worn leather book in the library, The Older Sister Little Brother Act 1925. I’ve read every page. There’s 2033 pages in that book.”

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

“Oh, mom said you have to take the flowers in the garage and put them in the back yard by the potting shed,” she said to me matter of factly.

“RJ, don’t believe everything you hear no matter how convincing it sounds,” she said.

Now, I knew Tracy and Lori had a version of Eidetic Memory and could remember everything they read. “Well what about the Little Brother Older Sister Act of 1925?” I asked her smugly.

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Mom would just close here eyes and leave saying, “Tracy Alexis, I just can’t deal this this right now!”

She looked at me, “They have their own police force RJ. The BSLBPF, Big Sisters Little Brothers Police Force.”

“That book was never used and the library discontinued it and put it in the dead pile,” she said painting another coating of nail polish on her nails as she watched TV.

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

“God I hate that smell,” I said.

“It’s good for you. Puts hair on your chest,” she said.

She looked at me for a minute, came up and put her arm around me.

Why is the world male-dominated?

We were sitting on the couch watching TV. Tracy was 15 and I, her younger brother was 13.

As her younger brother, I was caught in her vocal trap many times. Like this one.

“Well since I’m looking after you I’m taking the Big Sister precedence over you,” she said, her eyes still on the TV.

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“WHAT? What does that mean?” I asked her.

“But you’re my sister, why would you lie to me?” I asked.

Okay, so back then I was a gullible kid and believed my sisters. I sighed, got up and walked out of the room. I walked to the garage, grabbed a couple of plants and brought them outside near the shed. I looked around and saw Tracy watching me arms crossed. She came over to me.

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

I was the only one that she would let call her Trace. She’d correct anyone else who did and tell them that her name was Tracy, not Trace.

She laughed and said, “Well if there is, they should update it.” We finished the job together.

“She told YOU to do that! I heard her,” I told her.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

“Well you must have an awful hairy chest,” I said. Tracy burst out laughing. “So what happens if I don’t listen to you?” I asked.

“It means that if I’m looking after you, and I am because you’re my little brother, I can refer to clause 29 in the Big Sister Little Brother Rules and Regulations.”

This is one of them. I’ve had many. My older sister Tracy could rattle off false statements so fast it could make your head twirl.

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?